Iowisms

Iowisms are unique terms created by The Author, which he uses in every day life.

Origin
The origins of the various Iowisms are all currently unknown. The primary theory for their creation is that The Author's mind has transcended to a higher level than that of mere mortals. However, some has suggested that these were created through The Author's lack of interaction with other people. This idea is obviously incorrect, as that would imply that The Author is not infallible.

List of Iowisms
Dumpy Dan: (Noun) Someone who is overweight/heavyset.

Egg: (Noun) A person who is young and inexperienced.

Fumbulous: (Adjective) Clumsy.

Grongulous: (Adjective) Massive/Ample in size.

Skibble: (Verb) To feel power course through the body like rain on the ground. (Presumably makes a "skibble" sound) 

Sniggleboffer: (Noun) A person who lacks intelligence.

Stumblemidge: (Noun) Someone who lacks decency/A villain.

Superbottom: (Noun) A woman with slender or medium build with an enormous rear end.

Trollie: (Noun) A person who is both a troll and a bully.

Wiggy Wog: (Interjection) A magical incantation that transfers power to The Author.

Wog: (Noun) A person or thing who has a particularly rank odor.

Trivia

 * New Iowisms are discovered all the time, so the list is expected to change for all eternity.
 * The collection of Iowisms is known as The Iowictionary.
 * The first Iowism discovered was Egg.