Madagascar 4: United We Stand

Madagascar 4: United We Stand is the forty-second story published by Lovingtoomuchiowa, and is his Valentine's Day special.

Synopsis
A great danger has befallen the people of Madagascar, and only a certain special arrival can save the group from falling apart. This story expresses true fondness in the heart for that of a mate that should be sought for, so if this makes you sad, then try to remember that we all find someone one day, some sooner than others. I hope to find one soon myself, so applications are open.

Reception
The story was hated by almost everyone who reviewed it. Women in particular seemed incensed, given its sexist nature, as the entire "story" revolves around the men discussing Gloria's butt. While some say that at least it is short, the abysmal spelling and the uncomfortable nature of the plot overtakes it.

Porn?
Many have raised the question as to whether or not this story qualifies as porn. The Author himself states that it is not, but many viewers remain unconvinced.

Trivia

 * Some believe that in this story, Melman serves as a self-insert of The Author.