Bridgette

Bridgette is the main "love interest" of Lovingtoomuchiowa. In the Iowaverse, she is portrayed as "Lady Bat" in the Batman Shadow Knight Series, and as Princess Peach in Super Smash Bros Under Fire: The Great Adventure Saga.

Biography
Real life: Bridgette attends the same high school as The Author, and was the first to say hi to him. This obviously means that she is perfect for him and that she loves him.

Iowaverse: She loves him cause he's the good guy, and she is a superbottom.

Personality
Real life: Is outgoing and kind

Iowaverse: Is only there as a sex object

Relationship Status
Iowaverse: Is madly in love with Lovingtoomuchiowa.

Real life: Is very unnerved by Lovingtoomuchiowa.

Trivia

 * Bridgette has told Luke multiple times to write her out of his stories. He denies that she ACTUALLY wants this and thinks she is being controlled by his nemesis/her boyfriend Nelson. Of course since Luke can't make any mistakes, this is totally true, without fault and is not creepy.
 * On Reddit he has shown that he wants to break up Nelson and Bridgette cause she "belongs to him" and "they would be perfect togather". The reasoning of course is becasue she has a huge butt and decent sized boobs. This in turn must mean that looking hot is the only thing that matters in a girl
 * Luke was devasted when he was told that she was getting a restraining order. He now blames a Reddit user who he claims is Nelson for ruining his life and has said he would eat this person. This justification obviously has no evidence but he's perfect so it doesn't matter