Weens

Weens are horrendously unfunny wannabe trollies, and are often do more harm than good, only entertaining themselves, and nobody else.

Origin
"Ween" is a term originally created by the Chris Chan trolls. This was a title reserved for those edge-lords who would do things like prank call Chris with poorly thought-out gags, or even egg the Chandler house. Needless to say, these people were not held in high regard.

With many dedicated to making The Author the next Chris Chan, several Weens have appeared in recent times, with equally poor ideas, such as masquerading as a friend of Bridgette's who was raped by The Author, or sending various death threats.

Reactions
Many people have various reactions to Weens.

Weens Themselves: The Weens believe themselves to be the greatest thing to happen to comedy since Charlie Chaplin. Their brilliant strategies and comedic style will surely propel them to instant glory, establishing them as the next Clyde Cash, revered by all fellow trolls.

Onlookers: Many onlookers either roll their eyes at a Ween, or will go as far as to make fun of them behind their backs, ensuring that the Weens do get the attention, just not the kind they wanted.

The Author: The Author doesn't care for Weens. While the Weens may attempt to be as offensive and hurtful as possible, it seems as though he can now spot a Ween, and shut their attempts down immediately. He has also been known to describe them as "boring".

Uncle Chris: Uncle Chris is ashamed of anyone who dares to become a Ween. He considers them no better than The Author, often informing a Ween who foolishly crosses his path that taking the low road automatically makes them lose. As a former army sergeant, Uncle Chris is not the kind of person anyone wants to upset.

Bridgette and Nelson: Many Weens act in the guise of helping Bridgette and Nelson, acting as a distant third party of incompetent vigilantism. However, this is far from how these two perceive it. Not only do they have the same reactions as the onlookers, but they are also worried about the consequences that the Weens' actions. According to them, when they go to court for their restraining order against The Author, the psychological abuse and threats from the Weens could be perceived as mental anguish by any judge, which would cause them to have to pay sizable damages all thanks to a bunch of idiotic monkeys.

Trivia

 * Nobody likes Weens.