I Have a Secret, Charlie Brown

I Have a Secret, Charlie Brown is the thirty-third story published by Lovingtoomuchiowa, and the second story published in the Pretentious Era.

Synopsis
A mysterious stranger arrives, and tells everybody that he knows the most important secret in the world. Now, it's up to Charlie Brown and the gang to find out what it is. However, they come across someone who will do anything to prevent people from knowing it. Only good comments allowed, as that is what I deserve! Also, prepare to learn from this story. It has a lot of truth in it.

Reception
This story was panned by critics. In particular, the lack of a story, obvious morals, and The Spirit of Atheism were pointed out as being the worst parts of the story. Also, many have pointed out that if the names of the cast were changed, the story would have no similarities to the source material.

Many members of the Peanuts fandom (who had previously not been associated with Lovingtoomuchiowa) came out to ravish this story, calling it one of the worst Peanuts stories ever written.

Trivia

 * This "secret" in the title refers to the Christ's salvation
 * In story, it is not an actual secret, as it is revealed very shortly
 * This story only contains one "F", which is in a typo. The rest of the "F's" in the story are replaced by "PH".
 * As many have noted, the Christian moral does not fit in this story, as the Peanuts cast is already Christian