Trollies

Trollies are the supposed main antagonists of The Author's life, despite the fact that a majority of them are morally ambiguous at worst.

Origin
After gaining exposure from Bridgette's Tale of Iowabeard post, The Author decided to start labeling people as "trollies". This is a descriptive term to describe people that The Author perceives to be both trolls and bullies at the same time.

In reality, much of the "bullying" caused by trollies is the worst kind of torture imaginable" honesty. Most trollies simply state objective fact, or obvious understandings, which clearly makes them the worst type of people imaginable.

The word "trollie" is a combination of the words "troll" and "bully".

Powers/Abilities
Literally anything, considering that almost everybody who doesn't outright worship The Author is considered one.

Notable Trollies

 * Trevor
 * Matt
 * Moonhorse
 * Fatal Walter

Trivia

 * Trollies are considered to be the evolved form of Weens.
 * The label of "trollie" is so easy to obtain that it is almost considered more impressive to not have it.