Glorious Me

Glorious Me is a proposed film by The Author. It is intended to be a biography of his life, though it is expected to be somewhat embellished for the Hollywood effect.

Premise
This movie is intended to be a comedy drama about The Author, going through the struggles of nobody appreciating his art, standing up to the haters, marrying Anne Maria, and being the Super Wonder.

Cast

 * Robert Downy Jr as The Author
 * Danny DeVito as Nelson
 * Snooki as Bridgette
 * Tim Allen as Uncle Chris
 * Tom Holland as Trevor
 * Frank Oz as the voice of Matt/Puppeteer of Matt
 * Alan Rickman as Mr. Davenspen
 * Paul Giamatti as Moonhorse
 * Tom Hanks as Fatal Walter
 * Chris Rock as King Bananarama
 * Arnold Schwarzenegger as Al Gore: Defender of the Universe
 * Jess Harnell as Captain Hero
 * Jack Riley as Stu Pickles
 * George Carlin's Ghose as Living George Carlin

Production
On July 7 2020, The Author first announced his plans to make a movie about his life. It would be titled "Glorious Me" to trick people into believing that it was the hit animated film, Despicable Me.

Despite The Author's massive amounts of talent, nobody seems to support the film's production, despite The Author's personal assurance that this film would make billions of dollars. Obviously, this is because the Trollies are out to get The Author for being as brilliant as he is.

Reception
While the film has not been made yet, everyone will be required to see this film under penalty of death. Additionally, everyone will fall in love with this film, and give it every single Oscar, even the ones that it is not qualified for. Anyone who dislikes it is nothing but a Trollie with no sense of taste.

Trivia

 * Despite its ludicrous amazing premise, The Author intends to make this a legitimate movie, no matter what anyone tells him.
 * Alan Rickman has publicly expressed interest in being in this film, however, he has cited that being dead may make him a bit too preoccupied to accept the role.
 * It has been rumored that both Paramount Pictures and Universal Studios are fighting over the rights. In fact, the battle has gotten so intense that the heads of each studio are going to duke it out in a caged mud-wrestling match, with the winner receiving the rights to Glorious Me.
 * Of course, this is just a rumor with no evidence, which means that it must be true.