Uncle Chris

Sgt. Chris (Last Name Redacted), or more commonly referred to as Uncle Chris is an absolute saint, former sergeant in the U.S Army, and is The Author's primary caretaker as of July 11 2020.

History
Uncle Chris is the older brother of Mr. The Author. After growing up in Iowa, he enlisted in the U.S Army, rising to the rank of sergeant. During this time, he married his wife, Loraine.

After retiring from the army, the two moved to Southern New Hampshire, and had two daughters, Jenna and Abby. In 2014, Loraine was diagnosed with stomach cancer. In July of 2016, Loraine died due to complications of said cancer, leaving Uncle Chris to finish raising their daughters on his own.

In June 2020, The Author's parents grew fed up with his increasingly foul behavior. Due to the Covid-19 pandemic, they were unable to send him to a reform school as planned. Instead, Uncle Chris decided to take their son in as his own, promising to teaching him how to shape up.

Chris is currently employed as a worker at a local steel mill, and spends his free time listening to music, going on hikes, or spending time with his family.

Personality
Uncle Chris is a very outgoing, jovial individual, who enjoys nothing more than 1980's rock bands, going to local restaurants, and checking out new inde bands. Despite his friendly demeanor, he knows when to get serious, and is never afraid of turning his military mode back on, especially when The Author is involved.

Powers/Abilities
Uncle Chris has many powers and abilities that he uses to his advantage.
 * Superhuman tolerance of idiots
 * The ability to lay his life down in the name of his country
 * Above average guitar skills
 * Brutal honesty
 * General awesomeness

Trivia

 * Uncle Chris has seen this page, and has given his approval.
 * It is currently unknown how specifically The Author feels about his uncle as of yet.
 * His favorite band is Rush, and his favorite song is Freewill by Rush.
 * He collects guitars.