Anne Maria

Anne Maria is a fictional character from the Total Drama series, and is The Author's fiance.

Biography
Total Drama: After sixteen years of living in New Jersey, she decided to sign up for Total Drama, believing that the show needed her.

Iowaverse: It's a similar backstory, only with many more references to her ample behind. Also, she is Christian now.

Personality
Total Drama: Anne Maria is a tough, cocky and sassy girl who is all about the looks. She even admits that while she wants to win the prize money, she will back out if it involves sacrificing her appearance. She is obsessed with her hairspray and spray tan, keeping the hairspray cans in her pouffe at all times. This accessibility allows her to attack with her hairspray when the matter calls for it.

Iowaverse: She has a big butt. A very big butt. A very, very, VERY big butt. So big that it has its own zip-code and congressman (The Author).

Powers/Traits
Anne Maria only has the abilities to posses an enormous butt, and to be the most submissive woman possible. Aside from this, she has no powers, as that would require making her a capable person, and a functioning member of society.

Trivia

 * Despite her being a fictional character, The Author is convinced that he communicates with her on a daily basis.
 * She has always been The Author's favorite Superbottom.